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Step 3. Pour beer into bottle. Use capper to cap your beer. Tip: Colder the beer, the less head or foam you're going to get.
Step 4. Put the bottles into your fridge. Enjoy your beer at your convenience.
Ugh. Do I feel stupid. Ever do or say something that makes you feel really bad in hindsight? It makes you feel like you've lost perspective... like you've become a version of yourself that you used to make fun of. I've unintentionally--but probably predictably in hindsight--made someone feel terrible about their life. And for that, I now feel terrible. Ugh.
OMG, when did this happen?? I'm no longer a "young professional." I just got a letter invitation to a golf outing for lawyers and it says "young professionals" are "35 years of age and under." Come to think of it, I've seen this age cutoff before. WOW, at 36, am I officially middle aged? Crap. crap. crap. MIDLIFE CRISIS.

I was reading some legal briefs at work today when I suddenly heard a loud "boom" sound and what sounded like repeated machine gun fire. For a split second, my heart sank and I thought, "This cannot be what I'm fearing it could be!!" 